Colt Emerson Slams Into Earth’s Exosphere, Padres Slam Mariners 8-3

SEATTLE, WA - MAY 17: Colt Emerson #4 of the Settle Mariners throws to first base during his MLB Debut during the game between the San Diego Padres and the Seattle Mariners at T-Mobile Park on Sunday, May 17, 2026 in Seattle, Washington. (Photo by Rod Mar/MLB Photos via Getty Images) | MLB Photos via Getty Images The term “meteoric rise” is a bit of a misnomer, though most people already know that. Meteors fall (And yet if you point this out, you are a pedant? The world is cruel to those brave