An Open Letter to My Fandom

Dear Leo, Is it time for you to retire from watching Minnesota Timberwolves games? All too many times this season, your wife has seen you keel over in pain after the final buzzer sounds in a Wolves game. You collapse to your knees and your forehead plops down to the carpet. You let out a long extended groan as you slowly unfold back into a hunchback standing position. You wince as you invert your palms and rest them above your hips like a young, out of breath, Andrew Wiggins. There’s pain in bot