The beautiful, blessed boredom of the 2026 Colorado Rockies

DENVER , CO - MAY 18: Ezequiel Tovar (14) of the Colorado Rockies walks to first after drawing a walk from Peyton Gray (75) of the Texas Rangers during the third inning at Coors Field in Denver, Colorado on Monday, May 18, 2026. (Photo by AAron Ontiveroz/The Denver Post) | Denver Post via Getty Images For the last seven years, Colorado Rockies baseball has been many things, but “boring” rarely made the list. Instead, we were treated to a chaotic roller coaster. They didn’t just lose games: Th