The Mariners as things in or near my apartment: 2026

Apr 10, 2026; Seattle, Washington, USA; Detail view of the mended bat in the hand of a bronze statue of Seattle Mariners former outfielder Ichiro Suzuki (51) outside T-Mobile Park before a game against the Houston Astros. The bat broke during its unveiling earlier in the day. Mandatory Credit: Joe Nicholson-Imagn Images | Joe Nicholson-Imagn Images There’s been enough roster turnover since the last time we did this to warrant a new edition of the classic Jeff Sullivan bit. Logan Gilbert I love